MySpace

I was perusing MySpace earlier and in my boredom decided to browse profiles that matched the name Nicole Evans. To my dismay there were over 120 of them. I feel so... so... un-unique. My whole life is crashing down around me. Who are these other Nicoles? Why do they have my exact name? Can i kill them?

Maybe I will create a MySpace group exclusively for people called Nicole Evans. If i create it I can be administrator and be Queen of all MySpace Nicole Evanses. That would go some way to easing my suffering.