Depressing Advertising

I am starting to feel worried about dying. I was watching TV and saw that ad for... is it insurance? or banking? Anyway, the one that goes:

Success at 2: is having one step follow another
Success at 10: is having friends
Success at 16: is having a driver's licence
Success at 20: is having sex
Success at 35: is having money
Success at 50: is having money
Success at 60: is having sex
Success at 70: is having a driver's licence
Success at 75: is having friends
Success at 80: is having one step follow another

I started thinking morbid thoughts about how my life is a quarter over and I haven't achieved anything exciting or important. It's actually made me feel quite depressed; i almost cried during Rex's funeral on Desperate Housewives.